Meet "Miss Evilia."

Do you know someone like her?  Maybe you do but just to be sure I'll describe some of her inimitable qualities:'

1.) She is the center of the universe and you are but a gnat on the arse.  Get used to that feeling.

2.) She never has made a mistake - in her whole life while YOU, well, you never do anything RIGHT!
Get used to feeling like a loser!!  Enjoy the pain.

3.)  She has the unique ability of making the person she is speaking to feel like they have mustard on their chin.  Get used to it and wipe that chin!

4.) She won't like you - count on it - and the more you try to please her the more contempt she will have for you.  Its just the way she rocks!  Get used to feeling like two cents.  Got any spare change?

5.) She will challenge anything you say and, eventually, you will just get tired of arguing with her and let her win.  This happens to everyone - that's why she's the center of the universe.  Get used to observing her gloat! 

Well, that gives you a little sense of what our charming "gal" is like to be around.  Aren't we lucky to have her in our little circle??